so when can i buy tickets to see one direction in 2020? next week?
“so uh, mower and tools are in the garage, and yeah the wife’s home so when you’re finished you can collect the money from her”
one direction is fucked
Louis is quite content with the domestic home life he and Liam have built together. They’d moved into their two bedroom flat fresh out of high school and endured stress about uni work (Liam) and many drunken injuries (Louis) and have lived blissfully together for four years. Despite his weighing crush on Liam he’s actually really happy and if Liam’s boyfriend, Tom, didn’t hang around so much, it’d be practically perfect.
i’ve never done meth but i was a one direction fan during summer 2012 which honestly may be the same thing
i bet the boys were sitting in a circle passing a joint and harry goes “y’know what…our movie is about oohz….we should call it…this is oohz” and everyone just nods deeply
wow harry, you just had to go and one-up your sister, didn’t you?
“Who is the favorite child now?” Harry chants as he hits enter.
“Harry is the favorite child.” He whispers gleefully in reply to himself.
Liam’s mind is preoccupied as he walks up the stairs to his flat. His textbooks are weighing heavy in his bag and he runs through all the topics that might be on the exam in his head.
He hears music halfway up and doesn’t for a second think that it’s coming from his flat, as Harry is supposed to have already ordered dinner and then they were going to watch X Factor and then he was going to study.
“Liam!” Louis shouts as soon as he walks through the door. Liam’s eyes widen at the sight of people milling about on his sofa and drinking pretentious cider and arguing over records, loudly. “You made it!”
I’m sorry that I only really reblog stuff when it’s from a humour blog and thats it but I usually have a fanfic on the go. I’m VCE-ing it up guys, this is the most important time of my life (i don’t actually give a fuck)
This is seriously fantastic, please read. Glorious Narry.